The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow October 6, 2023

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  • 10/06/2023

The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow —
Commentary by Larry Schweikart


IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) Radical chuddergulper Cornel West will run for president as an indie. This should siphon off yet another 1% from Rutabaga’s pile. With Bobby, I’d guess he’ll lose 4% total.



2) These analysts say he’s a bigger threat to Rutabaga than Bobby.

3) Two new polls put Nick Knack Paddywhack Give a Uke a Bomb in second place.

4) Pretty funny. New York Slimes is concerned Steve Bannon from a “Capitol Hill Basement,” is stoking a GOP “meltdown.”

-First, they will always tell you whom they fear by whom they attack. Second, if Bannon was indeed stoking a “meltdown,” they wouldn’t say a word. They’d let it happen. So clearly, this is good for the GOP. Last, check out the photo of Steve’s favorite books.

5) Remember when Rutabaga vowed to not build another inch of Trump’s Wall?

-Now he just ordered his Department of Homeland Security to do so while still insisting it won’t work. Demented Perverts gonna be Demented Perverts.

6) And he just waived 26 laws to do so. Pressure from the blue-state Mussolinis must be getting intense.

7) As we suspected, the FascistBI has targeted Trump voters as domestic terrorists ahead of 2024.

-Seriously, how can any so-called conservative support any position other than, in the words of “Disco Inferno,” “burning this mutha down?”

8) The DA in Kinshasa-on-the-Delaware urged judges to take it easy on “fundamentally law-abiding” looters.

-You know, like fundamentally law-abiding Nazis who just occasionally invaded other countries.

9) Shocked, I tell ya: Prosecutor David Weiss has dropped one gun charge against Hunter Biteme.

10) Step by step. A federal court ordered an injunction on a top agency within Homeland Security after finding that it “likely” violated the First Amendment by coordinating with social media companies on “election-related speech.”

-i.e., they rigged the 2020 election.

11) Meanwhile, Pres. Trump’s lawyers finally filed a motion to dismiss the D.C. case. This will persuasively argue that Trump had presidential immunity and would indirectly apply to GA as well.

 



12) In New Kabul, illegal criminal immigrants continue to arrive at the rate of 600 per day.

13) Really good news: DemoKKKrat Senator Michael Bennett says he’ll “definitely” shut down the gubment if there is no Uke money from the House. Works for me.

14) The South Dakota Six: six teens are charged with rape counts of two minors.

15) Could be very big: staff shake-ups at two big DemoKKKrat Tech companies—DemoKKKrats relied on one company’s tools for its campaigns, now they are facing a possible collapse with the acquisition of NGP VAN by Brit venture cap firm Apax putting the Brits in control of critical DemoKKKrat Party infrastructure.

16) This should be sufficient to elect Jordan as speaker: says he would oppose Uke's aid.


 

IN CULTURE NEWS

17) Try to follow. A leader of a “Satanic temple” saw his own followers turn on him when he posted a pic with an atheist who criticized the “crazy woke” transoids. So now even the Satanists don’t want to be associated with transoids.

 

IN TRANSOID NEWS

18) Massachusetts AG has launched an abortion/transoid “care” unit. If you really cared for them, you would confine them until they came to their senses.

19) Parents and teachers start winning court battles against secret transoid policies.

20) Seven Kollyfornia districts defied Gov. Nuisance and will adopt parental notification on transoid kids.

 

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

21) Disney is crashing and burning, according to the New Data: it’s likely thanks to conservatives. Nearly half the country has an unfavorable view of Disney (21% very unfavorable), and Iger is looking to sell.

22) Credit card spending just cratered.

23) David Blackmon: “Green energy breakthrough is always just around the corner.”

24) While three New England states have just agreed to buy more wind.

-Definition of both insanity and evil. Hope they get eaten by whales and bald eagles.

25) Striking auto employees say Rutabaga is “wiping them out” with his green agenda.

-Vote for President Trump. Send this turd-carrying polyp–brained sigmoid-slurping earwax-eating chowderdimple a message.

26) Wow. Delta Airlines became the fourth U.S. airline to discover fake jet engine parts with phony safety certificates. Yikes. I never heard about the first three!


 

IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS

27) Expect more of these stories: “I was kidnapped by my electric car.”

28) The loss of American hegemony doesn’t mean the end of America, argues this author.

29) You can’t make this up. The Huns, on the leading edge of green goblinism, shut down their last three plants in April. Now, they have approved bringing back coal-fired plants to replace them.

-“There’s a hole in the bucket.”

30) By the way, if there is a “green energy” transition going on, someone might want to mention it to India, which has an 83% jump in coal production. In September alone, coal production rose 80%.

31) Macaroni is withdrawing French troops from Niger this week in a “big blow to French influence.” Exsqueeze me, the French still have influence anywhere except EPCOT?

32) A drone attack on a Syrian military college left 80 dead and hundreds injured. No one yet has claimed responsibility.



IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

33) PlayStation now confirms that the hack exposed 7,000 people’s personal info.



34) One of the greatest linebackers in history, Dick Butkis, dead at age 80.


 

IN CHINA VIRUS NEWS

35) The idiot Canucks now admitted that 74% of the triple-vaxxed are now at risk of vaccine-aquired-immunodeficiency-syndrome (VAIDS) or, basically, the “You Got Screwed By Taking The Vax” syndrome.

 

AND FINALLY...

36) And finally, we now have America’s first unionized strip club. I suggest all the employees walk out. Immediately.

 

AND THAT'S TODAY'S NEWS

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