The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow October 12, 2023

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  • 10/12/2023

The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow —
Commentary by Larry Schweikart



 

IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) A former CIA director, Michael Hayden, called for the assassination of Sen. Tommy Tuberville of AL, who immediately turned this clump of chode gizzards over to the Capitol Hill police.

2) Minion and Ru Paul, the 2012 losers, host a 2024 summit with the warmongers Nick Knack Paddywhack Give a Uke a Bomb, Traitor Tuppence, and White Lizzo, but exclude DeSantis and Vivek. I see this as a sign they’ve given up on RDS.

3) Steve Scalese wins round one for speaker, but many R holdouts won’t vote for him on the floor, so the speaker’s seat is still open.

 
4) Some congressmen tweet and rescued 32 Americans stuck there, while Rutabaga said they had to get their own way out.

5) New Jersey DemoKKKrats are worried and Republicans are giddy closing in on elections.

6) Emerson polling shows President Trump up 9 in PA over Rutabaga.

7) While the Detroit News has President Trump smashing Rutabaga by seven in MICHIGAN.

8) And this poll shows 30% of DemoKKKrats back Trump.

-No, I don’t believe it. But the fact that this is coming up suggests big movement.

9) My co-author on How Trump Won (2017) notes that Trump was the ONLY U.S. President to make major funding cuts to the Palestinians over terror.

10) Kevin Phillips, the strategist who predicted a rise of GOP power, dead at 82.

11) The House GOP “vows” a probe of the Rutabaga’s $6 billion for Iran.

-Course, they can’t even get a speaker who will block Uke funding, so there’s that. . . .

12) Good to see one of my favorite Phoenix Suns players ever, Amar’e Stoudemire, rip Black Looters Matter for their Hamas support.

13) Alabama kidnapping hoaxer Carlee Russell was found guilty of faking her disappearance and fined $18k, and the judge suggests she do time.

-Maybe she can study Fakery101 in the Juicy Smol ley or Bubba Wallace School of Hoaxes.


 

IN CULTURE NEWS

14) Christianity Today magazine, recently renamed from “Satan’s News,” saw its staff make significant donations in 2015 and 2022. Every single dollar went to demonic DemoKKKrats.

 

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

15) An Alabama mechanic left a $1 million car collection that his family only discovered upon his death, including an Indy Pace car, a Porsche, and a Corvette, all barely driven.

16) David Blackmon: The new war in Israel shows energy security is more critical than ever.

17) Despite the Fed interest rate hikes, production and consumer prices continue to rise.

18) LinkedIn is the latest Silicon Valley giant to move employees out of Groomer City, abandoning five floors of its skyscraper.

19) Disney is doubling . . . UP, raising the cost of some tickets by 10% and investing $60 billion into theme parks. Just visiting Disneyland in Kollyfornia is $194 per person per day.


 

IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS

20) The Israeli Defense Force said that Hamas’s plan was to conquer and hold Gaza.

21) Israel taking fire from Lebanon and Syria. Gotta ask. Is this Gog-Magog incoming?

22) “Reprehensible” anti-Israel protesters chant “gas the Jews” outside the Sidney Opera House.

-Does anyone remember when President Trump caught hell for pointing out that these fecalforeskins were celebrating in New Jersey on 9/11? But, you know, “they’re just like us.” [My “Other Walls 2 Fall” story.]

23) Hamas has called for tomorrow to be “International Jihad Day.”

-I’m ready for the celebrations. I think I can accommodate five or six of them before I have to reload.

24) So much for the Israeli “assault weapon” ban. 10,000 assault rifles are being distributed to civilian security teams.

25) Netanyahu has weaknesses, like Churchill, but on the vital threat to the nation’s existence, like Churchill, he pulls no punches: “Every Hamas operative will die. Hamas is ISIS.”


 

IN INTERGALACTIC NEWS

26) The source of “alien” radio signals has been discovered. I always knew where they were coming from cuz,
I heard it on the “X.”


 


IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

27) Well, I can root for the Philadelphia 76ers for at least one night, as the beat writer for the team at “PhillyVoice” got the boot after supporting the bloodsuckers from Palestine.

28) Jada Pinkett Smith gives another weird interview that emasculates Will. This is easily the oddest couple in Hollywood. I’m just waiting for news that he’s cheating with Amber Turd.


 

AND FINALLY...

30) Another Bigfoot sighting in CO. Are the Obamas back from vacation in Hawaii?


 
 

AND THAT'S TODAY'S NEWS

 
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