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'I've Been Shot!' Screams AOC As Ted Cruz Greets Her With Set Of Friendly Finger Guns https://babylonbee.com/news/ive-been-shot-screams-aoc-as-ted-cruz-greets-her-with-friendly-finger-gun-gesture
Thank you to President Trump for everything you and your adminstration achieved in four years. That’s it, that’s the tweet ✈️
Joe Biden has called a lid for the day.
Trump Sneaks Back On Twitter By Disguising Self As PR Rep For Chinese Communist Party
New - Kevin Clinesmith files his sentencing memo.
Claim: "Kevin did not knowingly lie about the relationship between Individual #1 [Carter Page] and the other gov't agency [CIA]" 🤔
Seeks non-custodial sentence.
Former Bureau of Prisons Corrections Officer Pleads Guilty to Sexually Abusing an Inmate and Witness Tampering https://www.justtherealnews.com/exec-depts/justice-department/former-bureau-of-prisons-corrections-officer-pleads-guilty-to-sexually-abusing-an-inmate-and-witness-tampering/ via @headsnipe011
Stop what you are doing and listen to all of this.
Trust me. https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/1413675917923262464
Readout from Attorney General Merrick B. Garland’s Meetings Commemorating Six Months since the January 6th Attack on the Capitol
I am suspending the use of my Tesla
I am concerned about the rapidly increasing use of fossil fuels to generate the energy needed to power the vehicle, especially coal, which has the worst emissions of any fuel
I was too stupid to research how it worked before buying it
Katko, Portman Call for DHS Action in Response to Rising Violence at Federal Buildings https://www.justtherealnews.com/congress/katko-portman-call-for-dhs-action-in-response-to-rising-violence-at-federal-buildings/ via @headsnipe011
A terrible day for thousands of families. In a letter to @SteveScalise, @TheJusticeDept wrote that they were dropping the nursing home investigations in all states including New York. There will be no justice for our loved ones, and it feels like we’ve lost them all over again.2
The FBI (and its informants) have been accused of conceiving the idea to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer.
FBI Agent Richard Trask helped with that effort.
Here is the full probable cause affidavit detailing how Agent Trask assaulted his wife.
Rick Wilson of the Lincoln Project convinced #Resistance liberals to give him $65,000, using @GoFundMe, for a film he never made and has never accounted for the money. Neither the beacons of ethics at @ProjectLincoln nor, for some reason, GoFundMe, care.
The Dispatch did some misleading "fact checking" this week.
So we fact checked The Dispatch. It's not good for them.
False claims of Jonah Goldberg:
Officer Brian Sicknick "was bludgeoned to death with a fire extinguisher." (He died of natural causes.)
We asked the FBI to release DC bomber's height and other identifying information (weight, gender).
Their actual e-mail response:
"The FBI has no further information to supply on this matter..."
Stop screwing around on Twitter and start winning wars you’ve spent the last two decades losing, you absolute clown.
What on earth is happening in military leadership right now? It is a non-stop, embarrassing cringe-fest. https://twitter.com/PatDonahoeArmy/status/1419273338157948933
Our Generals can't even win a Twitter battle. https://twitter.com/PatDonahoeArmy/status/1418930334666739721
Consistent with the left being less tolerant. https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1419420955110121472
Why did #Texas allow the sale of this airstrip? https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1419455136074813444
Trump walked slowly down a ramp one time and it was a week-long news cycle yet the current occupant of the Oval Office can keep having moments like this and it’s apparently not newsworthy. https://twitter.com/KyleKashuv/status/1419398550505590786
My son’s health turned +++ after the last prayer plea. Unfortunately, the nature of Covid is ups & downs often, according to a Covid HC provider. He has been moved to ICU for consistent monitoring. Please power pray for no intubation & an uplift in his Spirit? Thanks y’all!🙏🏼💜 https://twitter.com/majajwo/status/1417360482491670529
Have you considered staying indoors permanently?
The strongest critique of the San Francisco tech wealthy, with all their gadget fetishes and obsession with life hacking and man/machine cyborg shit, is that nobody has ever tried becoming Batman for this ailing Gotham.